Depending on the circumstance, you should be: hard as a diamond, flexible as a willow, smooth–flowing like water, or as empty as space.
*Following Professor to class, him, eating a pear*
Professor waives at colleauge, pear in hand
When he turns to me and says “see, She’s really confused right now. She’s convinced that I have a pear in my hand any and yet I’m holding a single piece of fruit.”
with the straightest face as he leads back in to material